JEZEBEL:
…telling you, it’s a freaking disgrace. I’ve been pulling my weight just fine. Is it my fault she’s been distracted with this whole quote-unquote real-life thing? And don’t even get me started about her whining about her day job craziness and the hellvella deadline and the promotion for the next book and…
[BLEEP], what do you […]

JEZEBEL:
My Dear Creator wouldn’t shut up about how I’m not the only one getting interviewed; she is, too. So, in an effort to muzzle Jackie, come to the Good Girls Kill For Money Club and read Jackie’s interview. One thing I’ll say about her: she asks some interesting questions at the end.
Coming up soon on […]

JEZEBEL:
Many thanks to all the Avid Fans who entered the “I’m Giving Away Jackie’s Book, Don’t Tell Her” contest. Winners have been notified by email — and if you didn’t get your copy of HELL’S BELLES by now, go ahead and complain to Jackie, who, in turn, will probably complain to the USPO.
Cat and Muse […]

Jezebel:
Heya, avid fans! While Mel and I are coming up with questions to ask the lovely, sexy Gina Bliss (heroine of Jaci Burton’s hot-hot-hawt Surviving Demon Island), I thought I’d do something evil.
(What do you expect? Maybe I’m not a succubus any longer, but I sure as Hell ain’t an angel.)
I’m going to give away […]

Heya, Avid Fans! It’s Jezebel, coming at you from the dark studio of Cat and Muse. Melpomene’s got the week off, so I thought I’d do my Dear Creator, Jackie Kessler a favor. (Yeah, I know: I’m a demon. I don’t do favors. My motto is: Always keep ‘em guessing.)
See, she just finished the chapter […]

JEZEBEL:
Heya, Avid Fans! It’s time once again for Cat and Muse. Here with me in the limbo of Jackie Kessler’s website, as always, is the fun, the friendly, the freaky Muse of Tragedy, Melpomene! Hi, Mel!
MELPOMENE:
Yo.
JEZ:
That a new toga?
MEL:
Dressed to the nines.
JEZ:
I prefer the sixty-nines.
[RIM SHOT]
Hey, when did we get our own soundtrack?
MEL:
Music soothes the […]

JEZEBEL:
Heya, sweeties! Once again, it’s time for Cat and Muse, live from the sordid depths of Jackie Kessler’s website. I’m Jezebel, former succubus and current talk-show host. With me, as always, is the cliché-speaking, song-singing Muse of tragedy, Melpomene! Hi, Mel!
MELPOMENE:
Yo.
JEZ:
During the last show, Mel, you were a bit…inebriated.
MEL:
Hit me with the dog that bit […]